17yr:

[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives

alt-j:

music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

one-fanwarrior-to-ship-them-all:

sassymccoy:

no but people with vaginas are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in all of their lives where they wakes up in a pool of their own blood and their reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

You. You are my favourite person.

nymphis:

cries before math exam

cries during math exam

cries after math exam

me on Thursday

opensore:

how about instead of using nigga and faggot we just use old sport

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class